Offspring 101

I like to wear my funny t shirts when I have a blind date. I always tell them what shirt I will be wearing so that they can recognize me, and they usually laugh. If they do not laugh at the saying on my t shirt, then I usually do not even show up for the date. If the girl is not going to like my funny shirts, then she will definitely not like me.

My friends laugh when I tell them that this is the way I see if I want to date the girl or not. They think that I am crazy to not at least go and check her out. They figure that I have probably stood up some pretty hot girls because they did not laugh at my funny t shirts. I remember one girl who laughed when I told her about my funny shirt and then told me that she thought I was kidding, and then left me sitting there.

I do not care what they think, and if it takes me forever to find the right girl, then that is okay, since I will still have my funny shirts. When the right girl comes along and she laughs at my funny t shirts, then my friends will be the first to know and I am sure that they will be jealous. So, will all the girls who have never laughed for me.

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